Angry sweaty girl’s post
So I went to the university gym. I don’t know why, but this time it was hard and I really felt all the weight on my knees. Which is never good. But I finished most of what I do usually, and anyway this isn’t the point. The point of this post is, that I headed towards the showers, so I could quickly shower before class and not meet my friend there who had a few more minutes on the elliptical. To my surprise, the showers were closed due to construction. I thought WTF, I have a class. I can’t go all sweaty! People look at me weird as it is! I paused for a few minutes and saw girls going some other way. Not far from there I saw other showers. I don’t know if they’re new, or they belong to some other part of the sports center, but they were there. Lots of girls were there, which is unusual for that hour. Maybe it means I’ll get my old showers back. I hope.
I entered the room and to my horror it was big. Too big. Which means too many people. To my second horror, the showers themselves looked like someone was doing us a favor putting doors on the shower unit. Not only were the doors see-through, but they were half the size of a normal door! Gee thanx, male engineer! My instinct was to get out of there (it caught me unprepared and the shock had to sink in) so I did, and it made me miss my class and drive home.
I never got the idea of shared showers. Ever since I was a kid in the pool and entered the showers room with my mom I did not understand why I have to witness old ladies bare naked. And it’s not just old ladies. I don’t need to see anyone naked in the showers with me. What ever happened to privacy? And where do people find the courage to walk around naked in front of a bunch of people? I don’t care “we’re all girls and have the same parts”! Why is it okay for guys to feel weird around each others, but girls supposed to be best naked friends? I don’t want to see naked body parts like my own, just like most guys don’t want a dick in their face. People would call guys gay if they’re afraid of the penis, but what if it’s just uncomfortable?? I don’t wanna see any girls, old and wrinkled or young and perky, naked in the showers with me, and I’m not a lesbian for it. I don’t wanna see them, I don’t want them to see me. It’s supposed to be your private time and space, I don’t get it. Why do gyms, schools and army bases always force mass nudity on you? Why is it so hard to put a freaking divider between shower units (that’s the basics, and some places don’t even have those!!), and a door, a normal full size, not even full size – it could be like 3/4 of a full size door, but as long as it solid sealed door. What’s so hard about that? Is it people being cheap, or just male engineers’ fantasies?!
The only place where there should be public showers with no privacy is prison. Let those bitches tremble over who drops the soap, they deserve it. But innocent people should get more credit, really. Reeeeaaaly.
My baby nearly got eaten
Why do I even bother walking my dog with a leash?
Why do I even bother putting a muzzle on her mouth? Yes, it prevents her from eating shit on the street (literally..shit. and other shit) and get some nasty bowel disease. But on the other hand, it prevents her from protecting herself.
And if dumb people walk their bitch with no leash and no muzzle and let her jump on innocent dogs, my baby should be able to defend herself and bite that bitch in the ass!
Gosh, I never came back so shaken up from a walk with Skye. It started out fine.. then we saw a guy walking a horse..wait, a big Doberman, on the other side of the street. He/She was black, and tall, and pretty free with a long long leash behind him/her like he’s/she’s a harmless Pug. So Skye started barking and pushing, but that what happens when she sees a huge threat and I just said to myself how lucky we were for walking on the other side of the road.
Then, we quickly turned right to avoid the barking and pushing, and saw a lovely little doggie walking on his own. He got excited about Skye and decided to cross the road and nearly got hit by a car. But it was a circle, so the car slowed down and saw him. The doggie kept hopping towards us and then the love story began. They sniffed each other and circled each other, and doggie was excited and peed in the bush. Then he had enough of Skye’s booty and walked away. It was cute.
So we took another right turn to go back home then this huge black bitch, yes one of those scary dogs, came running towards us, no leash, no muzzle, and much bitterness and probably jealousy of the beauty of my precious Skye. The stupid couple were riding their bike and their evil bitch just started jumping on my dog! The woman called the man to come while I’m in the middle of the fight, trying to get the bitch away from Skye and I guess I could’ve gotten bitten also! It’s worth it though. I saw her face on Skye’s stomach and I shouted NO!. It was horrifying. Then the man came and held his bitch and I took Skye and checked her for wounds. Luckily, nothing was there and there was no bleeding. But I literally saw how my baby’s gonna be in pet hospital soon.
I was cold, and then I was sweaty. And shaking. and breathing heavily. And when we got home Skye saw my sister visiting and got excited, and probably forgot the whole thing happened.
Oh, and to top the stupidity of those people, when the dogs were finally apart the man said to me “when this kind of thing happens, you need to release your dog”. Thank you asshole!! Great tip! I’ll be an idiot like you and release my dog so the two could fight each other to the death.
People like that should be executed.
Windows Live, you bitch!
Windows Live Messenger is now forcing people to upgrade! What the hell. I don’t want a new upgraded messenger. There’s nothing better about it. There’s no need for it. And since when do IM programs force you to update to one and only version? Dictatorship! Boo.
I couldn’t sign in unless I upgraded, and then of course something was messed up with the install. Dumb msi file. Made me all frustrated for a couple of hours. I started imagining life without messenger. Will I go back to the 90s and ICQ? Holy molly. Looking at wikipedia, 330,000,000 people are connected to live messenger. Are they all hating it now? Probably not.. just my fellow geeks. I kept watching the install process and that dumb roll back, whenever it hit 80%. After a long day at uni, I was ready to kill someone if it meant I could somehow reach 100% and see Johnny Depp smiling at me from my display picture.
I eventually uninstalled everything related to windows live, and the anticipation for a full install was sickening. THEN, live messenger resurrected. Magic. I still hate you, bitch.
Now I should just sit back, forget about messenger being Mussolini, forget about neorealism and its precious Rob Rossellini, and maybe hope for pasta tortellini. Oy, italian theme. University days are over, weekend started. I love wednesdays after 8pm.
What was I thinking?
Media literacy seminar? Really? Possibly the most boring subject in communication studies. And I already knew that from a pointless course I took last year. So why again? “Oh I know this lecturer. She’s nice. Kinda funny at times. She uses stupid videos from youtube to show her point. And she has the same political views as mine and she’s not afraid to talk about them. It’ll be alright.. it’s right after that other fun course about children’s cinema. Fits fine in my schedule. It’ll be alright”…
Stupid! Nothing is interesting or innovative about media education! There’s new media, and people need to educate themselves about it!
There’s one article about parody in The Simpsons, and how it’s sooo critical blah blah blah. I saw The Simpsons and locked my eyes and mind on that article. Now the problem is I can’t find 4 more articles that would elaborate on this issue for a 20 pages seminar paper! Doesn’t matter I’ve already been through every article on google scholar and my library. The world is against me. Even my TV decided to show green people now. It’s the martian attack on the fat TV. Time to switch to LCD full HD. How ridiculous, a TV-addict who watches green-filtered shows on a big belly television.
She was right in her presentation. Trying to come up with a subject for this paper WILL make you look like this:
And it’s only the end of the 3rd week of the first semester.
