Lady KaKa
I don’t get it. I really don’t. Lady Gaga is a horse. A horse who likes to wear nothing but panties, to prove it doesn’t have a weewee. Ok, her songs are kinda nice, I admit it. Bad Romance is catchy, so is Paparazzi and some other songs. But I don’t like the whole “trying too hard to be unique” pose. Wear all the kermits you want, that doesn’t impress me. And her voice, her voice is just mediocre. I think she did a good job bringing POP back, but the all whorship of her for the insane outfits is ridiculous. I wanna see her succeed with just her talent. HA.
Today I saw her new video with Beyonce, and Beyonce is definitely a genius. She knows how to look hot, sexy and talented by just standing next to gaga. And when she’s half naked, somehow she manages to look graceful and not like a dirty skank. Although in the Video Phone video they both looked and sounded nasty with their moaning. In Telephone anyway, Gaga is walking around with her star-covered boobs hanging out. Give me a break! Fine, you’re a female horsie! Whatever. I’m really not that conservative, but getting naked and singing in your thong in a jail video? Really? And you’re not even hot. Christina Aguilera actually pulled it off and her dirrrty song was actually cool and fitted the sick video.
So, one day on youtube, and that crap got nearly 1,600,000 hits. Poor eyes. I’m personally sick of seeing her face, and I don’t know if I’m the only one. Are people pretending to think she’s hot? I’m being super superficial here, but it seems pretentious to me to count on your naked body in every one of your performances when obviously you have a face of a horse and a body of a 12 year old boy with a slight case of moobs.
I’ll sign off with a nice note, ‘cuz I’m really just bored and not a bad person. I like to hear some of her songs on the 25 minutes ride to uni! Yeah, it’s a short time space for so little songs, and the honor of being played goes to her! Sometimes. 
